We solve exotic problems.

"Based on the series of graphic novels by acclaimed writer Javier Grillo-Marxuach and artist Les McClaine, The Middleman focuses on the titular superhero and his new protege, an aspiring artist named Wendy Watson. Together they defend the Earth against "exotic problems" such as animated terra cotta warriors, menacing lucha libre wrestlers, extraterrestrials, trout-eating zombies and much, much more!"

Airing for twelve episodes on ABC Family in 2008, The Middleman was a clever, action-packed show full of pop-culture references and witty dialogue. This is a tumblr Middleman appreciation blog for Middlefans who love and miss the show as much as I do. Feel free to submit posts or ask questions!

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POSTS BY CHARACTER:
The Middleman
Wendy Watson
Lacey Thornfield
Noser
Ida
Tyler Ford
Pip
Middleman '69

POSTS BY EPISODE:
The Pilot Episode Sanction
The Accidental Occidental Conception
The Sino-Mexican Revelation
The Manicoid Teleportation Conundrum
The Flying Fish Zombification
The Boy-Band Superfan Interrogation
The Cursed Tuba Contingency
The Ectoplasmic Panhellenic Investigation
The Obsolesent Cryogenic Meltdown
The Vampiric Puppet Lamentation
The Clotharian Contamination Protocol
The Palindrome Reversal Palindrome
The Doomsday Armageddon Apocalypse

POSTS BY SHIP:
The Middleman x Lacey
Wendy x Tyler
The Middleman x Wendy
Wendy x Lacey
Lacey x Tyler
Noser x Hallway

POSTS BY OTHER CATEGORIES:
DVD Packaging
Javi-Casts
Behind the Scenes
Fanart
Posts tagged "the vampiric puppet lamentation"

The Middleman 1.10 “The Vampiric Puppet Lamentation”

  • The Middleman: Dubbie, did he just turn into a bat puppet?
  • Wendy Watson: Man, I don't even have an opinion.
entwashian:

Vampiric Puppet Lamentation

This just made my entire day.

entwashian:

Vampiric Puppet Lamentation

This just made my entire day.

Young Noser will be rent limb from limb to save you..

The Middleman 1.10 “The Vampiric Puppet Lamentation” 

(thanks, Javi!)

lizznotliz:

Lacey: Ride Lonesome, huh?
The Middleman: Yeah, that’s right.

[The Middleman 1x10: The Vampiric Puppet Lamentation]

THIS SCENE. When he figures out what happened? And when he’s lying to her? And when he watches her walk away? HIS FAAAAAAAAAACE.

(via doctorr)

Lacey: …I had a sex dream about Pip.

Wendy: Could you rewind that, ‘cause it sounded like you said you dreamt you were knocking boots with the malignant nematode son of our building owner, who copied my art work and tried to pass it off as his own.

Lacey: That’s just it, and…he was kinda… (giggles, then stops, shaking her head a little) I’m still a little dizzy.

The Middleman 1.10 “The Vampiric Puppet Lamentation”

lizznotliz:


Wendy: Oooo, I’ma get my Buffy on!

The Middleman 1x10: The Vampiric Puppet Lamentation

lizznotliz:

Wendy: Oooo, I’ma get my Buffy on!

The Middleman 1x10: The Vampiric Puppet Lamentation

lizznotliz:

One Cap Per Episode | The Middleman | 1x10: The Vampiric Puppet Lamentation

lizznotliz:

One Cap Per Episode | The Middleman | 1x10: The Vampiric Puppet Lamentation