We solve exotic problems.
Airing for twelve episodes on ABC Family in 2008, The Middleman was a clever, action-packed show full of pop-culture references and witty dialogue. This is a tumblr Middleman appreciation blog for Middlefans who love and miss the show as much as I do. Feel free to submit posts or ask questions!
FOR YOUR CONVENIENCE:
POSTS BY CHARACTER:
The Middleman
Wendy Watson
Lacey Thornfield
Noser
Ida
Tyler Ford
Pip
Middleman '69
POSTS BY EPISODE:
The Pilot Episode Sanction
The Accidental Occidental Conception
The Sino-Mexican Revelation
The Manicoid Teleportation Conundrum
The Flying Fish Zombification
The Boy-Band Superfan Interrogation
The Cursed Tuba Contingency
The Ectoplasmic Panhellenic Investigation
The Obsolesent Cryogenic Meltdown
The Vampiric Puppet Lamentation
The Clotharian Contamination Protocol
The Palindrome Reversal Palindrome
The Doomsday Armageddon Apocalypse
POSTS BY SHIP:
The Middleman x Lacey
Wendy x Tyler
The Middleman x Wendy
Wendy x Lacey
Lacey x Tyler
Noser x Hallway
POSTS BY OTHER CATEGORIES:
DVD Packaging
Javi-Casts
Behind the Scenes
Fanart
#i’ve seen this scene approx. twenty times and i still faceclutch all the way through it
Those tags are magnificent. I know the feeling.
(via wehaveallgotknives)
The Middleman 1.11 “The Clotharian Contamination Protocol”
Wendy: Manservant Neville? That sounds like somebody’s butler.
Lacey: Not Manservant, Manservant. As in Manservant Neville, CEO of Fatboy Industries? As in the man who brought the world the uMaster?
The Middleman 1.11 “The Clotharian Contamination Protocol”
You are such a rock star!
The Middleman 1.11 “The Clotharian Contamination Protocol”
Favourite Law Enforcement Shows: From Detectives to Spies, to FBI Agents and Psychics
“We are international consultants that solve exotic problems for corporations, individuals and even governments. Obviously our clients often prefer anonymity.“ The Middleman (2008)
Tyler: Seriously, Dubbie, ever since you and I met, I have been writing like a song-nado.
Wendy: A tornado made of songs?
Tyler: You know it.
The Middleman 1.11 “The Clotharian Contamination Protocol”
The Middleman 1.11 “The Clotharian Contamination Protocol”
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- The Middleman: What if that wreck is carrying an alien virus?
- Wendy Watson: Or an actual alien?
- The Middleman: Or it's developed artificial intelligence and has returned to Earth to judge its makers?
- Wendy Watson: Or it has already judged its makers and found them wanting?
