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The Middleman is a show about a badass young artist (Wendy Watson, as played by Natalie Morales) who gets recruited by the titular hero The Middleman (played by Matt Keeslar) to help him in the fight against comic book evil such as zombie fish, vampire puppets and evil boy bands.

The show, based on the graphic novels by writer Javier Grillo-Marxuach and artist Les McClaine, aired for 12 episodes on ABC Family in 2008 and was given a comic book series finale in 2009. The Middleman was clever, geeky and action-packed, full of pop-culture references and witty dialogue. This is a fan-run fandom blog--feel free to ask questions or submit content! For posts by character, episode or ship, see the tags page.

lizznotliz:

Guy: Sorry, toots, but the only thing more dangerous than an attractive woman is an intelligent woman.

The Middleman 1x09: The Obsolescent Cryogenic Meltdown

Tyler: I meant the things I said last night, Wendy.

Wendy: So did I. 

The Middleman 1.12 “The Palindrome Reversal Palindrome”

(via missvampirebarbie)

• Tyler: Seriously, Dubbie, since you and I met...I have been writing like a songnado.
• Wendy: A tornado made of songs?
• Tyler: You know it.

You are such a rock star!

The Middleman 1.11 “The Clotharian Contamination Protocol”

Tyler: Seriously, Dubbie, ever since you and I met, I have been writing like a song-nado.

Wendy: A tornado made of songs?

Tyler: You know it.

The Middleman 1.11 “The Clotharian Contamination Protocol”

• Tyler: I love you, Wendy Watson.
• Wendy: And I'm sitting next to my boss.

The Middleman 1.09 “The Obsolescent Cryogenic Meltdown”

lizznotliz:

Top 5 TV Boyfriends | 03. | Tyler Ford (The Middleman)

I love that you have a job that you love and that you’re good at. You do what you have to do and when you get back I’ll still be around… Wendy, maybe tomorrow you’ll leave me for some d-bag bass player or maybe we’ll wake up seventy years from now on the porch of some Florida old folks’ community rubbing Vicks on each other… What I’m saying is, I’m in this and I’d be a pretty cruddy guy if all it took to get me out of it was a late night at work.

hobbitofkobol:

lizznotliz:

Tyler: I kinda love you, Wendy Watson.
Wendy: Really? You kinda love me?
Tyler: That… was an unfortunate turn of phrase. What I meant was: I love you.
Wendy: In that case, I kinda love you, too, Tyler Ford.

These two. I JUST WANT TO DRAW HEARTS AROUND THEM WHILE EATING A CRULLER NAMED AFTER THE INVASION OF CRETE AND PLAYING GUT WRENCHER 1.