We solve exotic problems.

"Based on the series of graphic novels by acclaimed writer Javier Grillo-Marxuach and artist Les McClaine, The Middleman focuses on the titular superhero and his new protege, an aspiring artist named Wendy Watson. Together they defend the Earth against "exotic problems" such as animated terra cotta warriors, menacing lucha libre wrestlers, extraterrestrials, trout-eating zombies and much, much more!"

Airing for twelve episodes on ABC Family in 2008, The Middleman was a clever, action-packed show full of pop-culture references and witty dialogue. This is a tumblr Middleman appreciation blog for Middlefans who love and miss the show as much as I do. Feel free to submit posts or ask questions!

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POSTS BY CHARACTER:
The Middleman
Wendy Watson
Lacey Thornfield
Noser
Ida
Tyler Ford
Pip
Middleman '69

POSTS BY EPISODE:
The Pilot Episode Sanction
The Accidental Occidental Conception
The Sino-Mexican Revelation
The Manicoid Teleportation Conundrum
The Flying Fish Zombification
The Boy-Band Superfan Interrogation
The Cursed Tuba Contingency
The Ectoplasmic Panhellenic Investigation
The Obsolesent Cryogenic Meltdown
The Vampiric Puppet Lamentation
The Clotharian Contamination Protocol
The Palindrome Reversal Palindrome
The Doomsday Armageddon Apocalypse

POSTS BY SHIP:
The Middleman x Lacey
Wendy x Tyler
The Middleman x Wendy
Wendy x Lacey
Lacey x Tyler
Noser x Hallway

POSTS BY OTHER CATEGORIES:
DVD Packaging
Javi-Casts
Behind the Scenes
Fanart
Posts tagged "ship: noser x hallway"
  • Noser: Yo, Wendy Watson.
  • Wendy Watson: Hey, Noser.
  • Noser: What was today?
  • Wendy Watson: Today was gonna be the day.
  • Noser: What kinda day?
  • Wendy Watson: I think they were gonna throw it back to me.
  • Noser: And did they?
  • Wendy Watson: Boy, did they *ever*.
lizznotliz:

Top 5 Noser quotes | 04. | 1x03: The Sino-Mexican Revelation

The Middleman: What does become of the broken-hearted?Noser: I think eventually they gotta find peace of mind. Maybe.

lizznotliz:

Top 5 Noser quotes | 04. | 1x03: The Sino-Mexican Revelation

The Middleman: What does become of the broken-hearted?
Noser:
I think eventually they gotta find peace of mind. Maybe.

lizznotliz:


Wendy: You have a gun on you, Noser?Noser: War is not the answer, Wendy. Only love can conquer hate.

The Middleman 1x01: The Pilot Episode Sanction

lizznotliz:

Wendy: You have a gun on you, Noser?
Noser: War is not the answer, Wendy. Only love can conquer hate.

The Middleman 1x01: The Pilot Episode Sanction

Oh wow, a hallway scene.
Jake Smollett (Noser), commentary for “The Middleman” 1.07 “The Cursed Tuba Contingency” (via dub-dub)