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Airing for twelve episodes on ABC Family in 2008, The Middleman was a clever, action-packed show full of pop-culture references and witty dialogue. This is a tumblr Middleman appreciation blog for Middlefans who love and miss the show as much as I do. Feel free to submit posts or ask questions!
FOR YOUR CONVENIENCE:
POSTS BY CHARACTER:
The Middleman
Wendy Watson
Lacey Thornfield
Noser
Ida
Tyler Ford
Pip
Middleman '69
POSTS BY EPISODE:
The Pilot Episode Sanction
The Accidental Occidental Conception
The Sino-Mexican Revelation
The Manicoid Teleportation Conundrum
The Flying Fish Zombification
The Boy-Band Superfan Interrogation
The Cursed Tuba Contingency
The Ectoplasmic Panhellenic Investigation
The Obsolesent Cryogenic Meltdown
The Vampiric Puppet Lamentation
The Clotharian Contamination Protocol
The Palindrome Reversal Palindrome
The Doomsday Armageddon Apocalypse
POSTS BY SHIP:
The Middleman x Lacey
Wendy x Tyler
The Middleman x Wendy
Wendy x Lacey
Lacey x Tyler
Noser x Hallway
POSTS BY OTHER CATEGORIES:
DVD Packaging
Javi-Casts
Behind the Scenes
Fanart
#i’ve seen this scene approx. twenty times and i still faceclutch all the way through it
Those tags are magnificent. I know the feeling.
(via wehaveallgotknives)
I can’t lie, I kind of ship them.
(via missvampirebarbie)
Ida: Nope, leave the watch! It goes through the showers with ya!
Wendy: Showers?
Ida: Yeah. D-con protocol, honey. That’s what you get for being made of meat.
The Middleman: You’ve memorized the Most Hallow Verse of Greeting, right?
Wendy: I’ve never seen you antsy like this. It’s kinda cute.
The Middleman 1.03 “The Sino-Mexican Revelation”
such-an-almighty-sound asked: Favorite Wendy Watson scene
“You know all those things I said before when I thought I was going to die? Well, I meant every word of it.”
Wendy’s Code 47 from The Middleman 1x11: The Clotharian Contamination Protocol
One Cap Per Episode | The Middleman | 1x11: The Clotharian Contamination Protocol
The Middleman 1x09: The Obsolescent Cryogenic Meltdown
WENDY: Hey, boss. If you’re hearing this, it means the nanobots are outside the hatch and I didn’t have enough time to get out of Ida before the cascade overload spreads technology-eating robots from space all over the world. I just want you to know I’m kind of okay. You taught me that there are things in life worth dying for. And, I’m so glad I got attacked by that tentacled ass monster back at the lab and that you framed me so that I’d have to be your sidekick, because I am so proud to be a Middleman. I’m proud to know you. And, I want you to know that since my dad disappeared, you’re the closest thing I’ve had to a father.
THE MIDDLEMAN: Well, I’m honored, Dubby. I hope I taught you one more thing.
WENDY: What?
THE MIDDLEMAN: Never give up.The Middleman 1.11, “The Clotharian Contamination Protocol”
“You know all those things I said before when I thought I was going to die? Well, I meant every word of it.”
