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Airing for twelve episodes on ABC Family in 2008, The Middleman was a clever, action-packed show full of pop-culture references and witty dialogue. This is a tumblr Middleman appreciation blog for Middlefans who love and miss the show as much as I do. Feel free to submit posts or ask questions!
FOR YOUR CONVENIENCE:
POSTS BY CHARACTER:
The Middleman
Wendy Watson
Lacey Thornfield
Noser
Ida
Tyler Ford
Pip
Middleman '69
POSTS BY EPISODE:
The Pilot Episode Sanction
The Accidental Occidental Conception
The Sino-Mexican Revelation
The Manicoid Teleportation Conundrum
The Flying Fish Zombification
The Boy-Band Superfan Interrogation
The Cursed Tuba Contingency
The Ectoplasmic Panhellenic Investigation
The Obsolesent Cryogenic Meltdown
The Vampiric Puppet Lamentation
The Clotharian Contamination Protocol
The Palindrome Reversal Palindrome
The Doomsday Armageddon Apocalypse
POSTS BY SHIP:
The Middleman x Lacey
Wendy x Tyler
The Middleman x Wendy
Wendy x Lacey
Lacey x Tyler
Noser x Hallway
POSTS BY OTHER CATEGORIES:
DVD Packaging
Javi-Casts
Behind the Scenes
Fanart
Tyler: I meant the things I said last night, Wendy.
Wendy: So did I.
The Middleman 1.12 “The Palindrome Reversal Palindrome”
(via missvampirebarbie)
- Tyler: Seriously, Dubbie, since you and I met...I have been writing like a songnado.
- Wendy: A tornado made of songs?
- Tyler: You know it.
You are such a rock star!
The Middleman 1.11 “The Clotharian Contamination Protocol”
Tyler: Seriously, Dubbie, ever since you and I met, I have been writing like a song-nado.
Wendy: A tornado made of songs?
Tyler: You know it.
The Middleman 1.11 “The Clotharian Contamination Protocol”
- Tyler: I love you, Wendy Watson.
- Wendy: And I'm sitting next to my boss.
The Middleman 1.09 “The Obsolescent Cryogenic Meltdown”
Top 5 TV Boyfriends | 03. | Tyler Ford (The Middleman)
I love that you have a job that you love and that you’re good at. You do what you have to do and when you get back I’ll still be around… Wendy, maybe tomorrow you’ll leave me for some d-bag bass player or maybe we’ll wake up seventy years from now on the porch of some Florida old folks’ community rubbing Vicks on each other… What I’m saying is, I’m in this and I’d be a pretty cruddy guy if all it took to get me out of it was a late night at work.
Tyler: I kinda love you, Wendy Watson.
Wendy: Really? You kinda love me?
Tyler: That… was an unfortunate turn of phrase. What I meant was: I love you.
Wendy: In that case, I kinda love you, too, Tyler Ford.These two. I JUST WANT TO DRAW HEARTS AROUND THEM WHILE EATING A CRULLER NAMED AFTER THE INVASION OF CRETE AND PLAYING GUT WRENCHER 1.
Wendy: So, you want a… cold Pocket?
Tyler: Oh, for the love of…you cooked, too?
Wendy: Hot Pockets are the American empanada.
The Middleman 1.12 “The Palindrome Reversal Palindrome”
