I AM SCREAMING.
Noser x hallway fanfic? Auto-reblog, obviously.
Top 5 Noser quotes | 04. | 1x03: The Sino-Mexican Revelation
The Middleman: What does become of the broken-hearted?
Noser: I think eventually they gotta find peace of mind. Maybe.
Wendy: You have a gun on you, Noser?
Noser: War is not the answer, Wendy. Only love can conquer hate.
The Middleman 1x01: The Pilot Episode Sanction