We solve exotic problems.

"Based on the series of graphic novels by acclaimed writer Javier Grillo-Marxuach and artist Les McClaine, The Middleman focuses on the titular superhero and his new protege, an aspiring artist named Wendy Watson. Together they defend the Earth against "exotic problems" such as animated terra cotta warriors, menacing lucha libre wrestlers, extraterrestrials, trout-eating zombies and much, much more!"

Airing for twelve episodes on ABC Family in 2008, The Middleman was a clever, action-packed show full of pop-culture references and witty dialogue. This is a tumblr Middleman appreciation blog for Middlefans who love and miss the show as much as I do. Feel free to submit posts or ask questions!

FOR YOUR CONVENIENCE:

POSTS BY CHARACTER:
The Middleman
Wendy Watson
Lacey Thornfield
Noser
Ida
Tyler Ford
Pip
Middleman '69

POSTS BY EPISODE:
The Pilot Episode Sanction
The Accidental Occidental Conception
The Sino-Mexican Revelation
The Manicoid Teleportation Conundrum
The Flying Fish Zombification
The Boy-Band Superfan Interrogation
The Cursed Tuba Contingency
The Ectoplasmic Panhellenic Investigation
The Obsolesent Cryogenic Meltdown
The Vampiric Puppet Lamentation
The Clotharian Contamination Protocol
The Palindrome Reversal Palindrome
The Doomsday Armageddon Apocalypse

POSTS BY SHIP:
The Middleman x Lacey
Wendy x Tyler
The Middleman x Wendy
Wendy x Lacey
Lacey x Tyler
Noser x Hallway

POSTS BY OTHER CATEGORIES:
DVD Packaging
Javi-Casts
Behind the Scenes
Fanart
Posts tagged "Wendy Watson"

Profanity cheapens the soul and weakens the mind.”
“Well, maybe, but every once in a while you could let out a [bleep] or a [bleep].”
“You kiss your mother with that mouth? Huh? Garbage mouth? Yes, you.”

(via trancegemini)

vega-ofthe-lyre:

“Right. I confront him, get him off on a monologue, you go around…”“Switch off the machine while he’s distracted?”“Dang skippy. Break.”

vega-ofthe-lyre:

“Right. I confront him, get him off on a monologue, you go around…”
“Switch off the machine while he’s distracted?”
“Dang skippy. Break.”

(via dallowayward)

lizznotliz:


Sorry, I don’t trust good-looking, heroic people.

The Middleman 1x07: The Cursed Tuba Contingency

lizznotliz:

Sorry, I don’t trust good-looking, heroic people.

The Middleman 1x07: The Cursed Tuba Contingency

(via zombres)

lizznotliz:


Allow me to explain: when I was fourteen, my father disappeared under mysterious and as-of-yet unexplained circumstances.

The Middleman 1x12: The Palindrome Reversal Palindrome

lizznotliz:

Allow me to explain: when I was fourteen, my father disappeared under mysterious and as-of-yet unexplained circumstances.

The Middleman 1x12: The Palindrome Reversal Palindrome