#i’ve seen this scene approx. twenty times and i still faceclutch all the way through it
Those tags are magnificent. I know the feeling.
(via wehaveallgotknives)
“Profanity cheapens the soul and weakens the mind.”
“Well, maybe, but every once in a while you could let out a [bleep] or a [bleep].”
“You kiss your mother with that mouth? Huh? Garbage mouth? Yes, you.”
(via trancegemini)
“Right. I confront him, get him off on a monologue, you go around…”
“Switch off the machine while he’s distracted?”
“Dang skippy. Break.”
(via dallowayward)
Sorry, I don’t trust good-looking, heroic people.
The Middleman 1x07: The Cursed Tuba Contingency
(via zombres)
(via missvampirebarbie)
Allow me to explain: when I was fourteen, my father disappeared under mysterious and as-of-yet unexplained circumstances.
The Middleman 1x12: The Palindrome Reversal Palindrome
(via missvampirebarbie)