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"Based on the series of graphic novels by acclaimed writer Javier Grillo-Marxuach and artist Les McClaine, The Middleman focuses on the titular superhero and his new protege, an aspiring artist named Wendy Watson. Together they defend the Earth against "exotic problems" such as animated terra cotta warriors, menacing lucha libre wrestlers, extraterrestrials, trout-eating zombies and much, much more!"

Airing for twelve episodes on ABC Family in 2008, The Middleman was a clever, action-packed show full of pop-culture references and witty dialogue. This is a tumblr Middleman appreciation blog for Middlefans who love and miss the show as much as I do. Feel free to submit posts or ask questions!

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POSTS BY CHARACTER:
The Middleman
Wendy Watson
Lacey Thornfield
Noser
Ida
Tyler Ford
Pip
Middleman '69

POSTS BY EPISODE:
The Pilot Episode Sanction
The Accidental Occidental Conception
The Sino-Mexican Revelation
The Manicoid Teleportation Conundrum
The Flying Fish Zombification
The Boy-Band Superfan Interrogation
The Cursed Tuba Contingency
The Ectoplasmic Panhellenic Investigation
The Obsolesent Cryogenic Meltdown
The Vampiric Puppet Lamentation
The Clotharian Contamination Protocol
The Palindrome Reversal Palindrome
The Doomsday Armageddon Apocalypse

POSTS BY SHIP:
The Middleman x Lacey
Wendy x Tyler
The Middleman x Wendy
Wendy x Lacey
Lacey x Tyler
Noser x Hallway

POSTS BY OTHER CATEGORIES:
DVD Packaging
Javi-Casts
Behind the Scenes
Fanart

Posts tagged "The Middleman"

lizznotliz:

#i’ve seen this scene approx. twenty times and i still faceclutch all the way through it

Those tags are magnificent. I know the feeling.

(via wehaveallgotknives)

“Profanity cheapens the soul and weakens the mind.”“Well, maybe, but every once in a while you could let out a [bleep] or a [bleep].”“You kiss your mother with that mouth? Huh? Garbage mouth? Yes, you.”

“Profanity cheapens the soul and weakens the mind.”
“Well, maybe, but every once in a while you could let out a [bleep] or a [bleep].”
“You kiss your mother with that mouth? Huh? Garbage mouth? Yes, you.”

(via trancegemini)

vega-ofthe-lyre:

“Right. I confront him, get him off on a monologue, you go around…”
“Switch off the machine while he’s distracted?”
“Dang skippy. Break.”

(via dallowayward)

lizznotliz:

Sorry, I don’t trust good-looking, heroic people.

The Middleman 1x07: The Cursed Tuba Contingency

(via zombres)

the middleman

Captain America's Art Crawl Adventure →

A crossover fanfic featuring Captain America at ART CRAWL! Click through to read more.

The hallway leading to the illegal sublet Wendy shares with another young, photogenic artist

37 minutes until ART CRAWL o/

Wendy stepped back from the painting she’d just hung on the wall—it was a swirling, chaotic work featuring velociraptors eating stormtroopers that were riding giant fish while peas rained down from ominous green clouds—and eyed it critically.

“That’s really something else.”

She turned to see a blond guy wearing khakis and a white t-shirt that clung lovingly to an amazing chest and pair of shoulders. He looked like he might be even more square-jawed and broad-shouldered than her boss.

“I meant it as a compliment,” he said, when she continued to stare at him. “I’m Steve. I’m looking for Wendy?”