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<rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" version="2.0"><channel><atom:link rel="hub" href="http://tumblr.superfeedr.com/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"/><description>“Based on the series of graphic novels by acclaimed writer Javier Grillo-Marxuach and artist Les McClaine, The Middleman focuses on the titular superhero and his new protege, an aspiring artist named Wendy Watson. Together they defend the Earth against “exotic problems” such as animated terra cotta warriors, menacing lucha libre wrestlers, extraterrestrials, trout-eating zombies and much, much more!”

Airing for twelve episodes on ABC Family in 2008, The Middleman was a clever, action-packed show full of pop-culture references and witty dialogue. This is a tumblr Middleman appreciation blog for Middlefans who love and miss the show as much as I do. Feel free to submit posts or ask questions!

FOR YOUR CONVENIENCE:

POSTS BY CHARACTER:The MiddlemanWendy WatsonLacey ThornfieldNoserIdaTyler FordPipMiddleman ‘69

POSTS BY EPISODE:The  Pilot Episode SanctionThe Accidental Occidental ConceptionThe Sino-Mexican RevelationThe Manicoid Teleportation ConundrumThe Flying Fish ZombificationThe Boy-Band Superfan InterrogationThe Cursed Tuba ContingencyThe Ectoplasmic Panhellenic InvestigationThe Obsolesent Cryogenic MeltdownThe Vampiric Puppet LamentationThe Clotharian Contamination ProtocolThe Palindrome Reversal PalindromeThe Doomsday Armageddon Apocalypse

POSTS BY SHIP:The Middleman x LaceyWendy x TylerThe Middleman x WendyWendy x LaceyLacey x TylerNoser x Hallway

POSTS BY OTHER CATEGORIES:DVD PackagingJavi-CastsBehind the ScenesFanart</description><title>We solve exotic problems.</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @goshyesthemiddleman)</generator><link>http://goshyesthemiddleman.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4f58o42F71qdi7wko1_r1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4f58o42F71qdi7wko3_r1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4f58o42F71qdi7wko8_r2_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://goshyesthemiddleman.tumblr.com/post/24007124303</link><guid>http://goshyesthemiddleman.tumblr.com/post/24007124303</guid><pubDate>Tue, 29 May 2012 14:27:48 -0400</pubDate><category>ida</category><category>tyler ford</category><category>wendy watson</category><category>multiple gifs</category></item><item><title>lizznotliz:

 #i’ve seen this scene approx. twenty times and i...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lznp5ob2Uq1qaevcvo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://lizznotliz.tumblr.com/post/17905940019/ive-seen-this-scene-approx-twenty-times-and-i"&gt;lizznotliz&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;span id="post_tags_wrapper_17899176481"&gt;&lt;span class="tags " id="post_tags_17899176481"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;a href="http://../../tagged/i%27ve-seen-this-scene-approx.-twenty-times-and-i-still-faceclutch-all-the-way-through-it"&gt;#i’ve seen this scene approx. twenty times and i still faceclutch all the way through it&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Those tags are magnificent. I know the feeling.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://goshyesthemiddleman.tumblr.com/post/23941692023</link><guid>http://goshyesthemiddleman.tumblr.com/post/23941692023</guid><pubDate>Mon, 28 May 2012 14:30:25 -0400</pubDate><category>the middleman</category><category>wendy watson</category><category>the clotharian contamination protocol</category><category>ship: middleman x wendy</category></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3mpyumpFm1r0rg1zo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3mpyumpFm1r0rg1zo6_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3mpyumpFm1r0rg1zo7_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3mpyumpFm1r0rg1zo2_250.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3mpyumpFm1r0rg1zo3_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3mpyumpFm1r0rg1zo4_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://goshyesthemiddleman.tumblr.com/post/23875331681</link><guid>http://goshyesthemiddleman.tumblr.com/post/23875331681</guid><pubDate>Sun, 27 May 2012 14:26:24 -0400</pubDate><category>graphics</category></item><item><title>“Profanity cheapens the soul and weakens the mind.”“Well, maybe,...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lef23gsfqs1qdl0fno1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;small&gt;“&lt;em&gt;Profanity cheapens the soul and weakens the mind.”&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;em&gt;“Well, maybe, but every once in a while you could let out a [bleep] or a [bleep].”&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;em&gt;“You kiss your mother with that mouth? Huh? Garbage mouth? Yes, you.”&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/small&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://goshyesthemiddleman.tumblr.com/post/23809484570</link><guid>http://goshyesthemiddleman.tumblr.com/post/23809484570</guid><pubDate>Sat, 26 May 2012 14:26:50 -0400</pubDate><category>the middleman</category><category>wendy watson</category><category>the pilot episode sanction</category></item><item><title>lizznotliz:

One Cap Per Episode | The Middleman | 1x13: The...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l9yhwrqa061qa5nbqo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://lizznotliz.tumblr.com/post/1269143149/one-cap-per-episode-the-middleman-1x13-the"&gt;lizznotliz&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;One Cap Per Episode&lt;/strong&gt; | &lt;em&gt;The Middleman&lt;/em&gt; | 1x13: The Doomsday Armageddon Apocalypse (San Diego Comic-Con table read)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://goshyesthemiddleman.tumblr.com/post/23743612893</link><guid>http://goshyesthemiddleman.tumblr.com/post/23743612893</guid><pubDate>Fri, 25 May 2012 14:20:28 -0400</pubDate><category>the doomsday armageddon apocalypse</category><category>mary pat gleason</category><category>matt keeslar</category><category>natalie morales</category><category>brit morgan</category><category>jake smollett</category><category>brendan hines</category><category>sarah watson</category></item><item><title>vega-ofthe-lyre:

“Right. I confront him, get him off on a...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lznwgfdagk1qaevcvo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://vega-ofthe-lyre.tumblr.com/post/17908521868/right-i-confront-him-get-him-off-on-a"&gt;vega-ofthe-lyre&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;small&gt;“Right. I confront him, get him off on a monologue, you go around…”&lt;br/&gt;“Switch off the machine while he’s distracted?”&lt;br/&gt;“Dang skippy. Break.”&lt;/small&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://goshyesthemiddleman.tumblr.com/post/23681059760</link><guid>http://goshyesthemiddleman.tumblr.com/post/23681059760</guid><pubDate>Thu, 24 May 2012 14:20:55 -0400</pubDate><category>the palindrome reversal palindrome</category><category>the middleman</category><category>wendy watson</category></item><item><title>lizznotliz:


Sorry, I don’t trust good-looking, heroic...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lylkgj59RZ1qa5nbqo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://lizznotliz.tumblr.com/post/16749077555/sorry-i-dont-trust-good-looking-heroic"&gt;lizznotliz&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;Sorry, I don’t trust good-looking, heroic people.&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The Middleman 1x07: The Cursed Tuba Contingency&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://goshyesthemiddleman.tumblr.com/post/23618189833</link><guid>http://goshyesthemiddleman.tumblr.com/post/23618189833</guid><pubDate>Wed, 23 May 2012 14:21:34 -0400</pubDate><category>the middleman</category><category>ida</category><category>noser</category><category>wendy watson</category><category>lacey thornfield</category><category>ship: middleman x lacey</category></item><item><title>Hey guys,</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Quick intermission from your normal programming for an announcement!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I&amp;#8217;m going out of town on vacation today and as a result, I won&amp;#8217;t be around to work on the blog until I get home.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;There are enough posts in the queue to last for three weeks, but I wanted to give you guys a heads up in case the queue runs out while I&amp;#8217;m gone. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;When I get back and have more free time and regular access to a computer, I&amp;#8217;ll be able to build the queue back up again, promise! And of course you can &lt;a href="http://goshyesthemiddleman.tumblr.com/submit"&gt;send in submissions&lt;/a&gt; if you&amp;#8217;d like&amp;#8212;in fact, it&amp;#8217;d definitely be appreciated.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I&amp;#8217;ll leave the queue running until I come return. Thanks again for following&amp;#8212;you guys are great, and I&amp;#8217;m so happy so many of you love this show as much as I do. And as always:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4eqyi2p8h1qzho76.gif"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://goshyesthemiddleman.tumblr.com/post/23553896308</link><guid>http://goshyesthemiddleman.tumblr.com/post/23553896308</guid><pubDate>Tue, 22 May 2012 14:31:53 -0400</pubDate><category>mod post</category></item><item><title>(via lizznotliz)</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l2lcwxg3hO1qa5nbqo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;(via &lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://lizznotliz.tumblr.com/"&gt;lizznotliz&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://goshyesthemiddleman.tumblr.com/post/23490239748</link><guid>http://goshyesthemiddleman.tumblr.com/post/23490239748</guid><pubDate>Mon, 21 May 2012 14:32:00 -0400</pubDate><category>brit morgan</category><category>natalie morales</category><category>behind the scenes</category></item><item><title>
The Middleman - The Doomsday Armageddon Apocalypse
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m37boqSwHd1qbvj0oo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The Middleman - The Doomsday Armageddon Apocalypse&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://goshyesthemiddleman.tumblr.com/post/23299922985</link><guid>http://goshyesthemiddleman.tumblr.com/post/23299922985</guid><pubDate>Fri, 18 May 2012 14:31:22 -0400</pubDate><category>the middleman</category><category>noser</category><category>otp: noser x hallway</category><category>the doomsday armageddon apocalypse</category></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyljmltLAK1qa5nbqo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://goshyesthemiddleman.tumblr.com/post/23238311554</link><guid>http://goshyesthemiddleman.tumblr.com/post/23238311554</guid><pubDate>Thu, 17 May 2012 14:27:06 -0400</pubDate><category>the middleman</category></item><item><title>Captain America's Art Crawl Adventure</title><description>&lt;a href="http://archiveofourown.org/works/247754"&gt;Captain America's Art Crawl Adventure&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;A crossover fanfic featuring Captain America at ART CRAWL! Click through to read more. &lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;The hallway leading to the illegal sublet Wendy shares with another young, photogenic artist&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;37 minutes until ART CRAWL o/&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Wendy stepped back from the painting she’d just hung on the wall—it was a swirling, chaotic work featuring velociraptors eating stormtroopers that were riding giant fish while peas rained down from ominous green clouds—and eyed it critically.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;“That’s really something else.”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;She turned to see a blond guy wearing khakis and a white t-shirt that clung lovingly to an amazing chest and pair of shoulders. He looked like he might be even more square-jawed and broad-shouldered than her boss.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;“I meant it as a compliment,” he said, when she continued to stare at him. “I’m Steve. I’m looking for Wendy?”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://goshyesthemiddleman.tumblr.com/post/23174463056</link><guid>http://goshyesthemiddleman.tumblr.com/post/23174463056</guid><pubDate>Wed, 16 May 2012 14:27:58 -0400</pubDate><category>the middleman</category><category>captain america</category><category>crossovers</category><category>fanfic</category><category>fanfiction</category><category>steve rogers</category></item><item><title>bedabug:


</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3wet1d4rH1qbvj0oo1_400.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3wet1d4rH1qbvj0oo2_400.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3wet1d4rH1qbvj0oo3_400.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3wet1d4rH1qbvj0oo4_400.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3wet1d4rH1qbvj0oo5_400.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3wet1d4rH1qbvj0oo6_400.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3wet1d4rH1qbvj0oo7_400.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3wet1d4rH1qbvj0oo8_400.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://bedabug.tumblr.com/post/22891002626"&gt;bedabug&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3wepqOp6J1qb8wg6.gif"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://goshyesthemiddleman.tumblr.com/post/23112940121</link><guid>http://goshyesthemiddleman.tumblr.com/post/23112940121</guid><pubDate>Tue, 15 May 2012 14:08:48 -0400</pubDate><category>wendy watson</category><category>noser</category><category>the pilot episode sanction</category></item><item><title>hi, it just makes me so happy to know that there are other people who like the middleman as much as i do</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Hi! I’m glad this blog could help make you happy! It makes me happy, too. When I started it I only knew of about ten people who’d watched the show, and most of those were people I’d made watch it. Knowing that there are hundreds of people who watched and still love it is kinda awesome.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Thank you for following! &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m41sbhXdht1qzho76.gif"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://goshyesthemiddleman.tumblr.com/post/23089481454</link><guid>http://goshyesthemiddleman.tumblr.com/post/23089481454</guid><pubDate>Tue, 15 May 2012 00:55:59 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>"Ship: Noser x Hallway" -- I burst into laughter. XD (Also: the fact that this blog exists and is so well done makes me incredibly happy. Anon because I am feeling shy, I guess!)</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Aww, there’s no need to be anon! And thank you! I thought it would be kinda funny to have as a ship tag, so I’m glad someone else finds it entertaining :)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;And thank you for following! &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m41rlw6xCT1qzho76.gif"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://goshyesthemiddleman.tumblr.com/post/23088902906</link><guid>http://goshyesthemiddleman.tumblr.com/post/23088902906</guid><pubDate>Tue, 15 May 2012 00:41:56 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lcs7vvoZzL1qetycxo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://goshyesthemiddleman.tumblr.com/post/23047940057</link><guid>http://goshyesthemiddleman.tumblr.com/post/23047940057</guid><pubDate>Mon, 14 May 2012 14:27:49 -0400</pubDate><category>wendy watson</category><category>the clotharian contamination protocol</category></item><item><title>(via missvampirebarbie)</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l71x1bRXp11qzela6o1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;(via &lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://missvampirebarbie.tumblr.com/"&gt;missvampirebarbie&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://goshyesthemiddleman.tumblr.com/post/22984017042</link><guid>http://goshyesthemiddleman.tumblr.com/post/22984017042</guid><pubDate>Sun, 13 May 2012 14:31:03 -0400</pubDate><category>lacey thornfield</category><category>wendy watson</category><category>the manicoid teleportation conundrum</category></item><item><title>
Javi behind the scenes of The Palindrome Reversal...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_luvuzf9yA61qi0ldro1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Javi behind the scenes of &lt;em&gt;The Palindrome Reversal Palindrome&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(photo by Ralph King, by way of &lt;a href="http://themiddleblog.livejournal.com"&gt;The Middleblog&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://goshyesthemiddleman.tumblr.com/post/22915935242</link><guid>http://goshyesthemiddleman.tumblr.com/post/22915935242</guid><pubDate>Sat, 12 May 2012 14:31:17 -0400</pubDate><category>javi</category><category>Javier Grillo-Marxuach</category><category>behind the scenes</category></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lfphmxpi2k1qaitbfo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://goshyesthemiddleman.tumblr.com/post/22850066062</link><guid>http://goshyesthemiddleman.tumblr.com/post/22850066062</guid><pubDate>Fri, 11 May 2012 14:30:28 -0400</pubDate><category>the pilot episode sanction</category><category>chyrons</category></item><item><title>lizznotliz:


Allow me to explain: when I was fourteen, my...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l4i874uobb1qa5nbqo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://lizznotliz.tumblr.com/post/730380039/allow-me-to-explain-when-i-was-fourteen-my"&gt;lizznotliz&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;Allow me to explain: when I was fourteen, my father disappeared under mysterious and as-of-yet unexplained circumstances.&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;The Middleman 1x12: The Palindrome Reversal Palindrome&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://goshyesthemiddleman.tumblr.com/post/22788627991</link><guid>http://goshyesthemiddleman.tumblr.com/post/22788627991</guid><pubDate>Thu, 10 May 2012 14:28:09 -0400</pubDate><category>wendy watson</category><category>the palindrome reversal palindrome</category></item></channel></rss>

