WENDY: Hey, boss. If you’re hearing this, it means the nanobots are outside the hatch and I didn’t have enough time to get out of Ida before the cascade overload spreads technology-eating robots from space all over the world. I just want you to know I’m kind of okay. You taught me that there are things in life worth dying for. And, I’m so glad I got attacked by that tentacled ass monster back at the lab and that you framed me so that I’d have to be your sidekick, because I am so proud to be a Middleman. I’m proud to know you. And, I want you to know that since my dad disappeared, you’re the closest thing I’ve had to a father.
THE MIDDLEMAN: Well, I’m honored, Dubby. I hope I taught you one more thing.
THE MIDDLEMAN: Never give up.
The Middleman 1.11, “The Clotharian Contamination Protocol”
“You know all those things I said before when I thought I was going to die? Well, I meant every word of it.”